---Theatre on a Shoestring---

that both my exes text me at the same time?

Are they conspiring against me?

Dear Andrea:

Please accept my heartiest congratulations on your recent acheivement, being elected Vice President for Troupe 1576.

Although I had heard the news on thursday at banquet, It has taken quite a while to muster up the words to properly congratulate you. As you can imagine, I was very excited when I heard your name being called!

I am so proud of you. I would like to believe you and I are close friends. That being said, how dare you think that I’ve forgotten about you? In fact, I have been working on this for two days. You have done a lot for the Drama Club, so I can not imagine anyone else more deserving.

Once again Andrea, my sincere congratulations on your acheivement.

I will stop writing here, as when I graduate, I will have more to say.

Sincere best wishes,

Adrian “SoundGod” Rodriguez

(via thefuuuucomics)

golmouf:

pugsexual:

my college does themed backgrounds depending on the week and this is their anti-bullying week’s one omfg

badgirl675 strikes again

(via f0rsakenf0rtress)

I didn’t get enough money for the schools I wanted to go to. I have to go to college in Miami. Thank god I can finish my Associate’s in a year and a half. At least I get a car and maybe enough money to buy a MacBook Pro. We’ll see.

1. Touching her hair.
2. Chewing with your mouth open.
3. Listening in on her one-on-one conversations.
4. Stealing a joke that she or her friends invented.
5. Telling me she looks “Tired” or “Annoyed”.
6. Asking for a piece of her food. Bitch, if she would have wanted you to have some of it, she would’ve offered it.
7. Blatantly ignoring her text messages.
8. Repeatedly offering help when she is clearly intent on accomplishing something herself.
9. Walking in front of her at the slowest fucking pace.
10. Making “blonde jokes” in her presence.
11. Asking her multiple times to do something.
12. Taking her honest advice as something negative.
13. Reblogging spoilers on Tumblr; Fuck you heartless bitches.
14. When she’s venting about her day and someone trys to out do her; Shut the fuck up, brother.
15. Going through pictures on her phone without asking for her permission.
16. When an individual is tardy to an event she happens to be hosting (without a reasonable explanation or returning her telephone calls).
17. Believing your opinions or ideals or beliefs are the right ones and everyone else is wrong, wrong, wrong.
18. Making honestly stupid comments.
19. Tweeting things like those of @SoundGodMcGee.

Le fuuuuu.